- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
Reblog if you have a dirty mind
Jun 4th • 327,989 notes
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
69%…
- me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
- me: apparently yes
Jun 4th • 66,456 notesNo one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
Jun 3rd • 16,173 noteswhen i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year
Jun 3rd • 7,355 notes
thats
thats quite a discount
It kills me inside, knowing that one day I’ll have to live without my parents.
Jun 3rd • 3,113 notes
- PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
- ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
- PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
- ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
- random blogger reading this: what
- me: OTP
Jun 3rd • 27,880 notesi talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
